here are my possible causes of death that I am more worried of...
1. agitate the wife - definitely more dangerous then the flu
2. peeing on electric fences
3. cow tipping
4. driving a Prius (death by embarrassment)
5. running from Wiley Coyote and tripping on to a cactus (ouch)
6. death by falling space poop - (it can happen, ask NASA)
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I would like to say that I am very paranoid about the cold, but only because I am a singer.
see ya later
Here are the possible causes of death I am more worried about than the pig flu:
ReplyDelete1. drowning in my own saliva as I sleep
2. accidently taping myself into a cardboard box and suffocating (hey, it's possible)
3. death by paper cut
4. walking into a glass wall instead of going through the glass door that is right next to it (I actually did this. I am lucky to be alive)
I am more likely to die by these, than the swine flu:
ReplyDelete1. Juggling Chain Saws
2. Russian Roulette with a Semi-Automatic
3. Drowning in baked beans (what? who doesn't like a nice brown sugar and bacon soak every once and a while?)
4. A horrific knitting accident
5. Driving an unnecessarily large pick-up truck (Death by Prius-hating-planet-polluting-polar-bear-murdering-brain explosion)*wink*
Fun blog Mr. Flock!